Today we are going to discover all about your vagina.

I was having my own game of tug of war with my cyclops at least once a night.

Never forget, the world said after the Holocaust. But the world is forgetting.

If you live in a hot or semi hot climate and have black leather seats in your sexy black car then, in summer, if you are wearing shorts as I was you must get used to the smell of bacon frying.

Do try it; it's their best kept secret if you ask me.'I´m more of a meat eater.

Amelia, you are quite the challenge.

Most of the guests here are psychotic gang bangers anyway!

I had never been so grateful for shoveling shit in all my life.

That's because you have couture bollocks.

I've come to realise that there is always more than meets the eye, James